dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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