No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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