He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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