Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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