Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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