I've blown a few things in my day
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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