he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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