i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sober January is a disaster.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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