everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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