It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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