Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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