Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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