There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize