Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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