Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm really busy with my period
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