I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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