Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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