You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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