They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The adults are the big ones right?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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