dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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