Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
