He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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