The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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