Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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