I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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