oh god the rape fog is back!
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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