This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
