nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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