READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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