It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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