They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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