I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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