he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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