I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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