Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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