i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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