you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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