Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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