Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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