if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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