we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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