Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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