Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i believe in u and ur pee
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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