Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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