He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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