so that wasnt chicken after all
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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