just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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