I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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