im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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