idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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