omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Green mimosas i think yes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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