It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i now understand why vodka
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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