Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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