the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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